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My sister had this idea for a campaign poster. It's ace so I made one.
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Uh oh, granddad's posting his "satire" again.
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B3ta newsletter 908, out now
"HOW MANY B3TA NEWSLETTERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? WELL IT'S CLEARLY MORE THAN 908"
This Week:
* ITV GETS IT WRONG - and now it's war
* FESSHOLE PODCAST - The pre-trailer trailer
* 'THE BACKROOOMS' - creepy meme, finally found
Read newsletter 908
"HOW MANY B3TA NEWSLETTERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? WELL IT'S CLEARLY MORE THAN 908"
This Week:
* ITV GETS IT WRONG - and now it's war
* FESSHOLE PODCAST - The pre-trailer trailer
* 'THE BACKROOOMS' - creepy meme, finally found
Read newsletter 908
published by rob on 31st May at 10pm
Kittens chatting I made this!
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You know how there's a thing for video podcasts right? I thought we should put up the video feed of ours.
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created by crab_bloke) on 31st May at 6pm
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posted by rob on 29th May at 1pm
Fesshole is launching a podcast on the 11th of June 2024. Please subscribe here so you'll be the FIRST to hear it. And, if you're b3ta newsletter readers of a long vintage, it reunites the old b3ta newsletter team of your editor Rob and his old friend Dave.
posted by God on 28th May at 7pm
General Election 2024
It's election time, which means lots of crap campaign posters and awkward moments to feed into our raster graphics editors and output as POWERFUL SATIRE.
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It's election time, which means lots of crap campaign posters and awkward moments to feed into our raster graphics editors and output as POWERFUL SATIRE.
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set by monkeon on 28th May at 3pm
B3ta newsletter 907, out now
"THIS NEWSLETTER CHALLENGE SUNAK TO A LIVE PHOTOSHOPPING CONTEST OR IS HE CHICKEN?"
This Week:
* FROGGER - as you've never frogged before
* CHALLENGE - British remake results
* TOOL - How to make links less readable
Read newsletter 907
"THIS NEWSLETTER CHALLENGE SUNAK TO A LIVE PHOTOSHOPPING CONTEST OR IS HE CHICKEN?"
This Week:
* FROGGER - as you've never frogged before
* CHALLENGE - British remake results
* TOOL - How to make links less readable
Read newsletter 907
published by rob on 24th May at 8pm
Wrestling
Let's celebrate everyone's favourite fancy dress sportsmen with a one word challenge. Easy! Easy!
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Let's celebrate everyone's favourite fancy dress sportsmen with a one word challenge. Easy! Easy!
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set by monkeon on 21st May at 7pm
Wrong Set
What would happen if the actors from one film walked onto the set of another film by mistake? Double click that Photoshop icon and show us.
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What would happen if the actors from one film walked onto the set of another film by mistake? Double click that Photoshop icon and show us.
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set by monkeon on 13th May at 10pm
Is is ok to post AI images on the board? - That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some AI help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something into an AI gen and posting it, then no thank you.
posted by God on 12th May at 9am
Newsletter 906, out now
"What's 23 y/o and makes you feel old? IT'S THE B3TA NEWSLETTER"
This Week:
* BUM-WIPE GAME - finally this experience digitised
* ANOTHER CLICKY GAME - can you click it? Yes u can
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Brit remakes of American TV
Read newsletter 906
"What's 23 y/o and makes you feel old? IT'S THE B3TA NEWSLETTER"
This Week:
* BUM-WIPE GAME - finally this experience digitised
* ANOTHER CLICKY GAME - can you click it? Yes u can
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Brit remakes of American TV
Read newsletter 906
published by rob on 10th May at 6pm
British Remakes of American TV
The Americans are always remaking our TV shows, but what if we were to remake theirs? Show us using the power of Photoshop.
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The Americans are always remaking our TV shows, but what if we were to remake theirs? Show us using the power of Photoshop.
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set by monkeon on 5th May at 10am
B3ta newsletter 905, out now
"Hooray! You're another newsletter closer to death"
This Week:
* TAPPITY TAP - How much can you tap in 30 secs?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Tarantino
* NEW CHALLENGE - Computer pop
Read newsletter 905
"Hooray! You're another newsletter closer to death"
This Week:
* TAPPITY TAP - How much can you tap in 30 secs?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Tarantino
* NEW CHALLENGE - Computer pop
Read newsletter 905
published by rob on 3rd May at 8pm
B3ta newsletter 904, out now
"URGENT: YOUR 'DOG TOYS' HAVE BEEN IMPOUNDED BY CUSTOMS"
This Week:
* FLAPPY BIRD RETURNS - using the third dimension
* SAD GOODBYES - to the best Beatles podcast ever
* FESSHOLE LIVE - B-B-B-Birmingham date announced
Read newsletter 904
"URGENT: YOUR 'DOG TOYS' HAVE BEEN IMPOUNDED BY CUSTOMS"
This Week:
* FLAPPY BIRD RETURNS - using the third dimension
* SAD GOODBYES - to the best Beatles podcast ever
* FESSHOLE LIVE - B-B-B-Birmingham date announced
Read newsletter 904
published by rob on 26th Apr at 8pm
Computer Pop
AI is now writing songs for us, so let's return the favour and make songs about computers. Or just mash-up any pop and computer stuff.
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AI is now writing songs for us, so let's return the favour and make songs about computers. Or just mash-up any pop and computer stuff.
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set by monkeon on 26th Apr at 6pm
Tarantino
Quentin Tarantino's in the news for ditching his 10th and final film. Let's take a look back and celebrate his violent, potty-mouthed movies.
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Quentin Tarantino's in the news for ditching his 10th and final film. Let's take a look back and celebrate his violent, potty-mouthed movies.
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set by monkeon on 19th Apr at 3pm
The 60s Internet
If the web had existed in the 1960s, what sort of swinging sites and flower power memes would they have had? Show us the 60s internet.
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If the web had existed in the 1960s, what sort of swinging sites and flower power memes would they have had? Show us the 60s internet.
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set by monkeon on 12th Apr at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 903, out now
"WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND MAKES INCREASINGLY ELDERLY PEOPLE DO MODERATE CHUCKLES?"
This Week:
* AN IMAGE CHALLENGE WITH 160 ENTRIES - Hooray!
* EGGPOD SUMMER EVENT - Tickets now on sale
* AGAIN A WEIRDLY BURSTING FOLLOW UPS THING - why?
Read newsletter 903
"WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND MAKES INCREASINGLY ELDERLY PEOPLE DO MODERATE CHUCKLES?"
This Week:
* AN IMAGE CHALLENGE WITH 160 ENTRIES - Hooray!
* EGGPOD SUMMER EVENT - Tickets now on sale
* AGAIN A WEIRDLY BURSTING FOLLOW UPS THING - why?
Read newsletter 903
published by rob on 12th Apr at 7pm
"FAILURE TO READ THIS NEWSLETTER MAY RESULT IN YOUR BUM FALLING OFF"
This Week:
* ALIEN - The text-y word game
* SURPRISINGLY BULGING 'what happened next' bit
* PHOTO GAME - How to make a perfect cup of tea
Read newsletter 902
This Week:
* ALIEN - The text-y word game
* SURPRISINGLY BULGING 'what happened next' bit
* PHOTO GAME - How to make a perfect cup of tea
Read newsletter 902
published by rob on 6th Apr at 2pm
Big-Screen Comedy Cameos
Brighten up films by adding classic characters from the world of sitcoms and TV comedy. Let's see Onslow comparing vests with Bruce Willis or the Fonz jump Jaws.
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Brighten up films by adding classic characters from the world of sitcoms and TV comedy. Let's see Onslow comparing vests with Bruce Willis or the Fonz jump Jaws.
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set by monkeon on 4th Apr at 8pm
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- * ITV GETS IT WRONG - AND NOW IT'S WAR
- * FESSHOLE PODCAST - THE PRE-TRAILER TRAILER
- * 'THE BACKROOOMS' - CREEPY MEME, FINALLY FOUND
General Election 2024
It's election time, which means lots of crap campaign posters and awkward moments to feed into our raster graphics editors and output as POWERFUL SATIRE.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Classical Look-a-likes
Fancied a bit of culture, so me and the missus popped down to the National Gallery...
Maddox
Maddox has been rocking the web since '97 with his unique brand of arrogance and cynicism. He's recently broken out of the web ghetto to produce a book and enter the best sellers lists, so we thought it was high time to catch up and ask him the completely irrelevant questions that a proper publication wouldn't bother with.
